But just to remind you - it isn't YOUR money in the first place...
Dave Barry: How your taxes turn into manure - 04/13/2008 - MiamiHerald.comIt's actually all the Government's - they're just letting you use it for a while. THEY control how much you get - and the Dems are just waiting for you to realize that THEY know how to spend your money much better than you do.Taxpayers: It's almost April 15, and you know what that means. It means the Miami Dolphins already have been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
But it's also time to file your federal tax return. Yes, this is a pesky chore, but remember that paying taxes is not a ''one-way street.'' When you send your money to the government, the government, in return, provides you with vital services, such as not putting you in prison. The government also uses your money to pay for programs that benefit all Americans, such as the Catfish Genome Project.
Of course - if you'd rather... there's always the Fair Tax.
Until then - remember that you're a poor dumb serf who needs to be controlled by government - not someone who can actually figure out your own life.
J.