Rusted Sky

And are simultaneously appalled and thoughtful... What would be so bad about a 'Tofurkey'?

Turtle Island Foods, Tofurky Meals

The concept is, oddly enough, a reasonable one. After all, Vegans have to have SOMETHING to eat during the holidays. But a turkey made out of tofu?

The mind reels. So does the stomach.... but yet...

At Trader Joe's, they had the Tofurkey Roast with Gravy. And I thought... "Why not?" If it's sold at Trader Joe's, it has to be at least MARGINALLY edible!

Now, I just have to find the appropriate time and place to serve it...

Bwa-ha-ha-ha...

By the way, in case you're wondering about my sense of taste - I like MREs. And sushi. Live ants, however, I've tried once and don't care to nibble on again, and I draw the line at eating a live grasshopper. (What can I say? The eyes... I just couldn't bear the expression in their eyes...)

J.