The Spectator.co.uk - ‘I found Saddam’s WMD bunkers’
It’s a fair bet that you have never heard of a guy called Dave Gaubatz. It’s also a fair bet that you think the hunt for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq has found absolutely nothing, nada, zilch; and that therefore there never were any WMD programmes in Saddam’s Iraq to justify the war ostensibly waged to protect the world from Saddam’s use of nuclear, biological or chemical weapons.
Dave Gaubatz, however, says that you could not be more wrong. Saddam’s WMD did exist. He should know, because he found the sites where he is certain they were stored. And the reason you don’t know about this is that the American administration failed to act on his information, ‘lost’ his classified reports and is now doing everything it can to prevent disclosure of the terrible fact that, through its own incompetence, it allowed Saddam’s WMD to end up in the hands of the very terrorist states against whom it is so controversially at war.
It would be easy to be dismissive of this.
Easy, and wrong.
Before the invasion, I came up with a design doodled on a slow day that would provide secure, hidden storage of a whole lot of stuff Saddam wouldn't want found, with very quick access when desired.
Build a rectangular, concrete lined pit, 10 feet wide and as long as you'd like. Mold in stairs for easy access. Take a 10 foot by 10 foot steel plate it over with a steel plate, maybe a couple of inches thick, In the middle of the opening for the bunker, embed a howitzer barrel pointed up. Load the howitzer barrel with a blank charge. Fix up a rod about the diameter of the barrel, weld it to the bottom of the steel plate, and slap a reinforcing collar (and maybe some struts) to reinforce the attachment and keep the rod from punching through the steel plate when triggered. Run an electrical ignitor into the charge, make sure the wires go outside to a predetermined point and you've got good continuity. After all, you DO want it to pop when you want access. Load up the bunker, grease the shaft, lower it down into the howitzer barrel, align so the corners match, then slap a foot of sand on top and forget about it until needed.
When desired, dig out the wires at the predetermined point, and apply sufficent current to blow the ignitor. Charge goes off, expelling the metal shaft, forcing the steel plate off with a bang and a shower of sand.
Presto - you have a pop-top bunker. Sweep the stairs, and you're open for business.
Saddam buried planes - why was it so inconceivable that he wouldn't bury other stuff? And if I can come up with the idea of a pop-top bunker, (there's other ways to do it - take a look at the silo door opening system of a Minuteman launcher for one example - anything that'll move a hundred-ton chunk of steel and concrete several hundred feet in a second or two won't have a problem with a couple of dozen tons of sand.) why wouldn't Sadam's engineers have been able to come up with something similar?
Could be they did. Read the whole article - you'll be surprised. And it wouldn't be at all surprising as far as I'm concerned if the search for WMDs were redirected at a critical point - after all, it'd just be damn embarrasing for Bush if no WMDs were found, considering how much emphasis the media put on them and how little emphasis was put on other reasons...
The writer of the piece, "Melanie Phillips" seems to be a bit on the conservative side and not at all tolerant of govermental foolishness.
Hat tip to Instapundit, and OTPU, who pointed this out to me Friday evening.
J.