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Let's play "Where's Osama?"

No Word On Bin Laden - Mullah Omar

PESHAWAR, Pakistan - Taliban chief Mullah Omar has added to the mystery over Osama bin Laden, saying he hasn’t seen his ally and fellow fugitive since U.S.-backed forces ousted the Taliban from Afghanistan in 2001.

“No, I have neither seen him, nor have I made any effort to do so, but I pray for his health and safety,” Omar said in an e-mailed response to questions sent by Reuters.

The questions were relayed to Omar through his spokesman, Mohammad Hanif, and a reply was received late Wednesday.

So. Did we get him? Is he in some blown-in cave in Tora Bora, reduced to bones that worms won't even touch? Is he buried in some unmarked grave, dead of typhoid? Did he die from kidney failure?

I've often wondered at how quiet he's been. After Tora Bora he kept a REAL low profile (maybe 6 feet under?) but still...

No videotapes, except a couple that couldn't be identified as to date. Audiotapes - but anyone with a laptop and a few hours of his audiotapes (and aparently the man was something of a televangelist when it came to distributing his speechs via CD and cassette) could cut & splice out a ten to fifteen minute message. Record it to audiotape, and you had a 'new' message from Osama.

So now Mullah Omar says he hasn't seen him since 2001. That's... interesting.

(It could also explain why Bush has dismissed Osama as a threat. He may still be a tripping hazard from scattered bones, but that's about it.)

J.

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